The World's Slowest Big Bang

Oh - frustrating for you! Don't suppose you could turn it around into a complementary work, maybe, if someone were to do something that met the criteria for a primary, like podficcing it (plus another linked work by someone else to make up the wordcount) or some artworks? The mods'd have to advise though as it'd be a bit outside the usual rules, and you might well not want to do that anyway. Just a thought.